This afternoon I was made aware of an intense battle between Good & Evil. You might be thinking Jedi vs. Darth Vadar...or USA vs. Russia...or the Red Sox vs. the Yankees...or anybody not a Republican vs. Republicans. Well this is entirely more important to mankind with the possible cure for cancer on the line! This battle is between The Bloggess and William Shatner. I shat you not!
Please visit Mayo Pie's blog to join our "army" and to get the latest details about the war. I promise that it'll be quite entertaining even if you're just an innocent bystander. And if you do join us the cause by telling a “truth” about William Shatner on Twitter using the hashtag #unblockthebloggess and/or email Stephen Colbert (email@example.com) with a message to UNBLOCK THE BLOGGESS! This is ultimately our mission: to get The Colbert Report to acknowledge one of the funniest bloggers on the planet!
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